Ranbir Kapoor: Cool n calm people attract you with a mild sense of humour. Once upon a time you loved hot women but then you had too much beer at a local party and you got over that phase.
Shahrukh Khan: Either you are 15 year old teenager who believes someone is going to take you to Sarso k khet for a romantic song (only). WTF who takes his girl in mustard fields to sing romantic songs. Or maybe you are 40 year old aunties who once believed in something like this would happen when you are a 15 year old girl. You don’t love hot women instead you are kind of forever alone.
Kamal R Khan: You think you love hot women but they are just your imaginary friends. But no need to worry, medical science has done a lot of progress in recent times. Also you have no friends.